Talk of the town: If my cat calls, tell her I’m not here

Talk of the town: Dirty pillows and purloined potato sticks

Mark LaFlamme: The Desert of Maine could use some whip cream

The Talk of the Town clears up some confusion over the Freeport tourist attraction, celebrates Canal Draining Day, asks people to take off their shirts and clears up some confusion over scintillating scotoma.

Talk of the town: Dragons, unicorns and a spot of tea

So, a dragon and a bright pink unicorn are walking up Lisbon Street, right? That's not the start of a joke, it really happened.

Talk of the Town: It’s probably not a shunning tale

Talk of the town: I love what you’ve done with your hair

Talk of the Town: Can’t get enough of your cheeseburger, baby

Talk of the Town: My deep basso voice

Talk of the town: SpongeBob’s good time

Mark LaFlamme: ‘Mostly alcohol’ explains so much