Mark LaFlamme: May the glory of Garfunkel shine upon you. Or something.

Talk of the town: Seasonings, sensors, sunglasses and sad, confused daffodils.

Mark LaFlamme: Where’d everybody go?

Talk of the Town: There have been way too many changes in Lewiston lately and I'm not having it. I shall propose an ordinance demanding that . . .

Mark LaFlamme: Rampaging hogs and other fashion tips

Talk of the Town: Apparently a new breed of marauding porcine is larger, hairier, smarter and 'boast quick and fruitful reproductive qualities.'

Mark LaFlamme: Good times in the plumbing aisle

Talk of the Town takes on clogged drains, dry trains, bulky names and so much more.

Mark LaFlamme: Old man Snodgrass and the rampaging bison

Talk of the Town ponders the beasts of Aroostook County, the revealing nature of Daylight Saving Time, the new 911 tone and so much more.

Mark LaFlamme: Menacing mollusks and mermaids in the muck

Talk of the Town goes where no unicorn, cat lady or canal mermaid have gone before. So clam down!

Mark LaFlamme: On UFOs, wilted roses and subterranean cannibal spiders

Mark LaFlamme: T-Rex vs. spy balloon vs. Walmart pole vs. Omar from ‘The Wire’

It's like a B-movie marathon all up in here as Talk of the Town prepares for battle.

Mark LaFlamme: Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus and all that noise

Talk of the Town: Columnist has discovered the floor-washing robot at the Oxford Walmart, and its life may never be the same.

Mark LaFlamme: Boy, that snowman looks mad

Talk of the Town: Are you like me? Do you like to go out to shovel the yard at 3 a.m. and pull one over on Ma Nature and her cohorts?